AI – is it better than me?
Here’s what I wrote, scrambling during a live podcast seminar thingy thinking I’ll go over the notes later… Talking about google gets blah, people...
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Congrats on reaching 60 clicks in 28 days!
Congratulations! Your site reached 60 clicks from Google Search in the past 28 days
Happy endings for women by women in Adelaide
Uh, what would I know, don’t massage me, ask u/PepperBunny83. Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Adelaide/comments/19e7hho/happy_ending_for_women/ Prompt: [ Image Type: Photorealistic.Setting: A digital, futuristic cyber-space background. Main Subjects:...
Home Finance in Adelaide: Navigating Your Options with Mayfair Finance Australia
Aspect Detail Expertise Over 25 years of experience in finance brokering Services Comprehensive home finance solutions, including home loans, refinancing, and more Personalized Approach...
Thanks to all who ‘reunited’ last night! RT @jdtoo : Bad Ash & Good Ash – you decide @socadl @TripleB #Socadl #Reunion
https://twitter.com/socadl/status/1125935981704642561
Twitter protected account security test
https://twitter.com/AshSimmonds/status/981251861259759616 Yeah no doubt – this is why I spent $thousands on testing back in the day, the data simply didn't exist, and I...
SP3 W10 phantom touch on upgrade to “Feature update to Windows 10, version 1709”
I don’t know why yet, but when upgrading my Surface Pro 3 to “Feature update to Windows 10, version 1709” everything went haywire with...
I’m now Level 6 Google Guide whatever
Previously: http://ashsimmonds.com/2016/06/03/im-now-level-3-google-guide/ Dunno why, they just bumped everyone up randomly it seems, and I don’t think there’s any further incentive from what I can...
Tarakihi (NZ fish) crumbed fillets
My favourite fact about this fish is that it’s AKA Jackass Morwong: https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=jackass+morwong It’s a really flakey and semi-delicious fleshy thing, suits well to...
Pip at a girl’s night – by @hiley90photography
Party Girls in a Restaurant – Girls’ celebrations can get playful when the camera comes out and it’s been free drinks all day. This...
I’m now Level 3 Google Guide
Only a few hundred more photos/reviews and I get elevated to Googlinati SEO Cogniscenti. As a Level 3 Local Guide, you can: * Get...
Congrats, you’re on a “mobile” device!
Likely redirected from: –> http://ashsimmonds.com/2016/06/02/redirect-mobile-users-to-another-page-rweb_design/ If not on mobile and not being redirected by this: <script> if (screen.width <= 800) { window.location = “http://ashsimmonds.com/2016/06/02/redirect-mobile-users-to-another-page-rweb_design/”;...
Redirect mobile users to another page – r/web_design
Congrats, you’re not using a “mobile” device. (or have javascript disabled) Why? /u/Rogerss93 asked, and it’s something that can be done within minutes without...
Doctor Karl sharing wisdom on nutrition science
2 years ago: Why we need Dr Karl to actually research nutrition science rather than dole out ideology Summary of above: Dr Karl doesn’t...
Pip squeak
My current state of mind isn’t due to the fact that I don’t love my friends, family, lovers and partners. I know how much...
My Seafood Keto / Carnivore Diet Challenge [N=1 Experiment]
I met a girl with a “GHOTI” tattoo recently and immediately pointed at it and remarked “FISH!”. She said I’m the first person to...
Erskine College – Wellington NZ – Old Haunted Mansion
Update 6 Sep 2015: I’d been sitting on these pics and vid in draft as I didn’t want to spoil the experience for anyone...
Principia Ketogenica: #1 bestseller in Science, Medical Nutrition, and Weight Loss Diets. Whatever.
Get it here. Probably mostly thanks to a mention by Dr Mike Eades, or because I put it on sale for under a buck,...
February 2015 – Round up
"Your body makes glucose if you stress it by not eating it." ~ "#Paleo"tards Your body also makes poop. Stop stressing your body: eat...
Grub Log – January 2015
1st – Christchurch, Point Break Chicken drumsticks. Mussels. 2nd – Lake Tekapo Sausages, chicken drumsticks, cheese. 3rd – Lake Tekapo Canned fish. 4th –...
January 2015 Round-up
Nothing like curling up on the sofa with a mug of wine and a good book. pic.twitter.com/GtbNki2O1S — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) January 1,...
I Am Legend: Christchurch edition
8:30am on a Friday in the CBD – ghost town. @CaloriesProper @GerardPinzone @Kindke "no bueno"–http://t.co/ys03T47Ris — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) January 2, 2015 Warning...
Beach frolick interrupted by finding a dead guy washed up on shore :(
These shots all taken before I had the great fun task of dragging a drowned body in from the surf, and spending the evening...
Landed: Point Break
Filthiest crappiest 8-ball table ever, but hey it’s free Nice book I FUCKING LOVE MUSSELS Cool Argentinian folk, liked my recital of a chimmichurri...
December 2014 – Round-Up
New country, new (lack of) hair-do. Wellington Confused when drunk. Te Puni Village building is super weird. Cool view tho. Lived on this stuff...
Why Paint Cats – Book Review
The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Found at a random backpacker’s in Kaikoura, New Zealand. I thought it was going to be about artists who...
Protected: 12,071 steps. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi
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Welly digs
This is the most confusing building I’ve ever been in. From the street you go down two flights of stairs and you’re at reception...
Bussin’ all day
Yeah, seriously – 14 hours. Had an inkling I wouldn’t be able to get any food all day, so grabbed a couple Massive McMuffins,...
November 2014 Round-up
If you can't afford my Happy Meal priced book, then here's 350 pages of pure unadulterated science, free: -> http://t.co/J1aJ6lWo5Q (1.4mb) — Some Idiot...
New Zealand and its expensive but great interwebs, vs Oz
Internet speed here is GREAT, I’m getting an almost constant 4G signal throughout Auckland so far, which means almost instant response to any of...
Destination: Unknown
Have no idea how I stumbled on it, but discovered a recent Kickstarter campaign for Minaal bags – a carry-everything bag thing. -> http://www.minaal.com/...
Interstellar Review
It’s basically the opposite of “The Inner Light” from Star Trek TNG 1992. Also: Facebook expert for hire. pic.twitter.com/oHjEKyySLt — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds)...
Grill’d Low Carb SuperBun Burger Review
Ok so every bastard in the Aussie keto/”paleo”sphere has been going on about the latest commercial burger chain incarnation – that of Grill’d‘s (!?)...
Site overhaul – Pinterest’esque free WordPress theme – Pinboard
Quite like this one, probably one of the easiest to use and make purdy that I’ve played with in a long time – and...
Comment on: Insulin Index – Hormonal Obesity XXIII
Ash Simmonds: Insulin gets all the spotlight, but not many folk talk about the insulin: glucagon ratio which gives insulin levels context. – http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8811328...
On Plants and Carnivory: Comment on CaloriesProper.com
http://caloriesproper.com/paleo-plants-and-carnivory/#comment-1478139844 Further resources: Much of this (about the default nature of healthy plant eating) is covered in the response to MDA here: Are vegetables...
Comment on: The Nutrition Debate #216: Is Low-Carb High-Protein or High-Fat?
Source: http://www.thenutritiondebate.com/2014/06/the-nutrition-debate-216-is-low-carb.html?showComment=1402151980193#c8569486406063005557 Back in the day when I was fat my meat volume intake really was no different to today. Only real difference now...
The Zen Of Drinking Alone
Love this article: Via Drunkard. RT @MagpiePants "I want a few drinks but it's lame to drink alone :/"– False. The Zen Of Drinking Alone: http://t.co/qc61rt7TkD...
Comments on: “Personally I find it highly unlikely that the USDA dietary guidelines contributed to the obesity epidemic” – Stephan Guyenet
Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/57440891958/permalink/10152951317861959/ Context: It came up in my feed with 150 comments on it already, the last couple arguing about the Inuit/Stefansson thing. Well,...
Big Head Zero Carb Beer – is it?
I sent them an email a while ago asking about it because I don’t know of any other zero carb beer, so I was...
I #rocur @WeAreAdl
I took over curating this “We Are Adelaide” twitter account for a week. (Ignore whatever comes up embedded as the author as the curator...
Gettin some solar photon/electron particle dance thingies up in mah schnoz, thanks for the tip @DrJackKruse
Gettin some solar photon/electron particle dance thingies up in mah schnoz, thanks for the tip @DrJackKruse. http://t.co/pthraD9Vsq — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 6,...
November 2013 Round-Up
Golfers have pretty creative math. http://t.co/FBXpzqeAzs — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 2, 2013 Adding lightness. http://t.co/lH82qv99kQ — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 2,...
Why we need Dr Karl to actually research nutrition science rather than dole out ideology
Ok, so Dr Karl did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit the other day which was really cool. When someone asks how he...
2004 Lotus Elise 111R for sale – SA
Righto – it’s on the market. Here’s the spiele: For those who don’t know, the 111R is the Elise package with an Exige engine...
Stumbled into a Soylent circlejerk at Tim Ferris’s joint
I admire the idea, but it appears to be being made out of junk food. Anyhoo, my comment: http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2013/08/20/soylent/#comment-214219 I don’t understand why they’d...
Slab o’ scotch fillet, wood-fired steak, chimmichurri sauce, and seagull bro
These bad boys are going into the fridge like this with some salt on them to dry them out. The rest get individually wrapped....
Thoughts on Prakky’s 4 Tips on Working From Home … and Being Productive
Full post here: http://prakkypedia.prakky.com.au/2013/08/19/my-4-tips-on-working-from-home-and-being-productive/ My responses to her points: Working hours are for client work, not housework I don’t bill by-the-hour or whatever, I tell...
Spotted on Twitter
A lotus on the way to Marion 🙂 pic.twitter.com/EzvTI4wmpB — J☮N☮ (@Cypherage) August 19, 2013
r/keto comments on glucose and ketone metabolism
From: http://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/1kh120/fat_metabolism_questions_xpost_science/ This stuff is above my paygrade so excuse me if I simplify things AFAIK them – I’ll try not to make shit up....
Non-flour batter for fish and pancakes
Another simple recipe which stems from the “Oopsie”ish pizza base. As it turns out when you fry it instead of baking, it ends up...
r/keto “guy in medical field’s” bullshitorama about a ketogenic diet
http://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/1k8ejn/science_can_someone_help_me_respond_to_this/ Glucose is necessary in your diet This is so dumb – no it is not, we 100% know this. long term depletion of...
I chuck up some info on keto and water weight / fluid managment etc
From: http://aussieexotics.com/forum/off-topic/the-stop-talking-start-showing-results-exercisedietlifestyle-challenge-12575.msg457938.html#msg457938 …while on that topic apparently during ketosis your body doesn’t retain water as easily, so a small amount of the loss may also...
Flour free cheesy garlic bread
I got distracted and overcooked the base whilst trying to make a pizza – as in cooked too much to use as a base...
Surf n turf low carb pizza
Today we’re knocking up a surf n turf pizza using scotch (ribeye), barramundi (Aussie fish), bacon, mushroom and onion. My go-to for a quick...
Bashams Whale Watching and Shitty Flying Fish Cafe Food Again
Some cool whale action, no decent shots though.
BasketCricket
Don’t get much exercise, thought I’d come up with a new solo game I can I play at the local basketball court. I get...
Keto-friendly meat lovers pizza
Had an aching for a pizza, I have no delivery places nearby and besides – I don’t really eat pizza as I’m not fond...
Low carb pizza base
Impatient? Here’s the TL;DR Separate 3 eggs Add 1 tsp vinegar to whites Beat until stiff/can form peaks Add 2 tbsp cream cheese to...
X-Com: EU – Chryssalid Party
Ended up with SEVEN chryssalids chasing my final guy (as in, very last soldier in my Impossible/Ironman run) across the map, was actually quite...
How to burger
Following on from yesterday’s post on whether a McDonald’s McDouble is the world’s greatest source of nutrition, I thought there might be some folk...
Most nutritious food on the planet
I don’t think anybody – even McDonald’s – is touting “fast food” as a godsend to nutrition, but out of the “Good, Fast, or...
Scotch Fillet (Rib-Eye) Steak-Off – Gourmet vs Budget
A friend recently sent food porn of his best home-cooked steak ever and referred to it as a “Chamois Steak”, WTF… never heard of...
Rainbows, gales, discoburgers and jerky
Had a hankerin’ for a Discoburger… Blowing a gale out there today – the waves were actually going back OUT to sea! Then made...
The Last Of Us – Review – Great Story, Crap Videogame
Ok so I’ve finished The Last Of Us… I give it 5 out of 10. Warning: contains more spoilers than a Fast n Furious...
Barossa / Vintners exotic car cruise
Occupy McDonalds Payneham. Occupy Lobethal. Uh oh – Tim’s rear screen bollocksed itself when trying to up/down the roof. Meals at Vintners were ok....
Beef fat prevents alcoholic liver disease in the rat.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2646971 Nanji AA, Mendenhall CL, French SW. Source: Department of Pathology, University of Ottawa, Canada. Abstract The amount and type of dietary fat is...
Steak, eggs, salmon, @Baxters, @Melburnian, @Peteski_AU, and degustation at Celsius
Got up at 5am with a hankering for steak n eggs, covered in butter of course. Then the girl cooked up a second breakfast...
High Steaks: Why and How to Eat Less Meat – “live” book review – part 01
Forum discussion here: http://highsteaks.com/forum/whatever/high-steaks-why-and-how-eat-less-meat-live-book-review-104.0.html This is a book which has the same name as my website, but seems antithetical. I can’t claim to read...
Roast stuffed quail
Sometimes you aren’t hungry enough to eat a regular sized chicken, this is where the beauty of a quail comes in – it’s like...
Bulletproof Broth
Forget Bulletproof Coffee – broth is where it’s at. Here’s the full recipe on how to cook bone broth. 250g serving from freezer –...
Stag half-price steak, Yalumba Uncorked, Universal Wine Bar scallops
Nice little Elise on Rundle. Jordyn’s new Ray Bans. Uncorked, Yalumba. I bought a bottle of Bin 28 for $37 bucks, left the table...
Movie Shorts
Caught up with SJ and JodieH for a night of wine and short movies. Then onto a new joint in the old Black Cat...
Victor Crown T-bone, end of warm weather, and making babies
There’s a steak under there somewhere. Cold weather only from here on in, put the lid on the car. Then got caught in the...
Mega Cheese-Filled Meatballs [VIDEO]
Discussion in the forums. If anyone cares maybe I’ll put up a proper recipe, for now, here’s a drunk guy making meatballs: Oh, and...
Ministry of Sound Avalanche
Sick of having no radio reception and shitty internet connection being unable to support online radio smoothly. Went on eBay and bought buckets of...
Mclaren Vale Vintage and Classic, Coriole Vineyard and Oliver’s Taranga
Went through McLaren Vale for a couple laps checking out all the cars in the Mclaren Vale Vintage and Classic. Pics via the above...
Weber BBQ’d whole trout, asparagus and creamy garlic prawns
http://highsteaks.com/forum/food-glorious-food/weber-bbqd-whole-trout-asparagus-and-creamy-garlic-prawns-100.0.html
Random Melbourne Getaway – day one
Brekky at Beachcombers. Went on an interesting tour of Melbourne CBD with a comedian guy – called “2013, When We Were Idiots”. Basically you...
Car bath, Union T-Bone, Universal Dinner
The Steakmobile got a much needed detail, and I finally got the gay E thing and the AussieElises kangaroo decals and the residue from...
Tash, Stag, Jordyn, Diluz, Town Hall, Jam Factory, and Universal – oh my
On the way to town, dropped in on Tash at McLaren Vale. Then half-price steak lunch at Stag with Jordyn and Diluz. Woo –...
XCOM – Classic Ironman – Game #10 – fail
Man this game is raping me – I won 10 out of 13 battles and still my Geoscape strategies weren’t enough. Things I learnt...
Bacon Explosion
Inspired by a Redditor’s try at Caveman Keto’s recipe, however I’m lazier so I didn’t want a multi-step process – just make it all...
Swan Reach to Encounter Bay – Fueltank Roadtrip Day 5
The girl left her credit card on the bar the previous night, so we spent the morning on the deck looking over the Murray....
Eildon to Swan Reach via Bendigo – Fueltank Roadtrip Day 4
Great “wagyu” burger at some quaint cafe in Bendigo. Then we found some real C roads… But they come with hazards… But beats the...
Kerang to Lake Eildon via Echuca – Fueltank Roadtrip Day 3
Cruised to Echuca for brekky/lunch – such a charming little town. Had food at the Purple Fig, first time we’ve both completely finished our...
Renmark to Kerang – Fueltank Roadtrip Day 2
Went for lunch at Alfonso’s in Mildura – very nice. I got the mussells, she had some fish thing. They were burning shit in...
Adelaide to Renmark (and new tyres) – Fueltank Roadtrip Day 1
Decided to go for a random roadtrip, basically just driving around until it was nearly dark/out of fuel and then find somewhere to crash....
Eat saturated fat – not polyunsaturated – to minimise liver damage from alcoholism
Yeah, it’s only a mouse study, but still… http://perfecthealthdiet.com/2010/09/is-it-smart-to-drink/ Anyhoo, here’s some extracts from the article: A primary safety concern with alcohol is its...
Osso Veno – Braised Venison Shank (T4HC Osso Buko hack)
Bought this at the Willunga Farmer’s Market last Saturday, can’t believe I managed to pull off the mother of all dad jokes… Her: “Venison…...
Pork belleh on the Weber
Needed some fat so went to Feast butcher, well, with a slight detour cos, why not? Two hours in: If there's a better smell...
Valentines Day Beef Heart Stew
The girl got me a Valentine’s Day gift, all she mentioned is she got it from The Meat Man of Adelaide – what’s in...
Scotch Fillet Weigh-In
Just wanted to see the actual yield from a steak once cooked. tl;dr – steak starts out weighing 276g raw, ends up 236g cooked...
Willunga Farmers Market and christening Gordon Ramsay
Real mayonnaise, made with olive oil, none of this soybean/canola shit – first time I’ve ever seen it available pre-made like this. Also, fucking...
Offloading my 20yo stash of vinyl rave/techno to @Vinteloper
@AshSimmonds ill swap you for some wine if they are good 😉 — Vinteloper (@Vinteloper) January 17, 2013 @Vinteloper Oh yesss… All early-mid 90's...
All my stuff
Everything I own, ends up owning me. Mostly just booze glasses and steak knives. Yay me.
Cleaning stiletto heel marks off the ceiling
Damn you, Pip. Ref: http://ashsimmonds.com/2010/12/01/stiletto-marks-on-ceiling/
Mongol – Movie Review
300 crossed with Legends of the Fall, with a Genghis bent. I needed to take a pee break and so paused it – right...
Apocalypse, er, Retirement: Now
One last bit of business… Done. Just got paid for taking a dump for the last time. New status: Retired. #bogtweet — Some Idiot...
King Leonidas on Productivity Overwatch
One week into my spontaneous productivity focus, my training buddy stays my fortitude.
Sexy Time Steak Hack – (Four Hour Chef partial review)
This is a relatively simple and almost infallible method for consistently cooking a perfect steak and sauce, all in a single pan and with...
“Paleo” Almond Meal and Parmesan Crackers
The gf baked these up, the yeller ones are just grated parmesan, the others are based on Jordyn’s recipe. The dip is olive tepanade...
Sexy Time Rump Steak n Vale Dark Beer Mushroom Sauce
This is a slightly modified version (adding the sauce) of the Four Hour Chef’s Sexytime Steak.
Accordian Spud and Chimmichurri Prawns
Got the idea for this via Richard Nikoley on Free The Animal (includes video instructions). Cut slices about 3/4 of the way through the...
“Paleo” almond meal and dukkah crackers
This was a recipe from Jordyn that we butchered: * 1 cup almond meal * salt n pepper * couple tablespoons of dukkah *...
King Leonidas
My new mascot, a gift via Bad Ash. “The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Hercules himself. Bold Leonidas gives testament to...
Brogress
We were discussing the difference lighting and posture can do to “progress” photos, I just gave it a name…
Lotus 111R Wheel Alignment
Just got the wheely stuff done… I haven’t taken it for a hills drive yet so no idea on how it feels – even...
Smoky chorizo sausages and Simmichurri sauce
RS’s Woolies sausage pic the other day inspired me to get stuck into some. 😀 Hmm, this whole ribbed pan to send the excess...
Diet pork fat
Went to Feast Fine Foods at Unley to get some food, asked the butcher guy for the fattiest pieces of pork he could muster...
Scorched duck something
Scorched duck something with scorched veggies. The duck breast marinating – turns out it was in a sugar-based marinade, oh well… Interrupted by some...
Jim’s Jerky Fatty Original Biltong
Got my jerky, sooo fatty but I’m the type of guy who actively seeks out the fattiest foods so it’s no problem for me,...
50km Trailblazer Hike in the Adelaide Hills – Fat Powered
Firstly, WTF was I thinking? Come for a walk in the park, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Man, this was an epic...
Lotus 111R Epic Images Photoshoot
Didn’t need the car for a couple days, so chucked the keys to Dave from Epic Images to play with – here’s the results…...
GOR Roadtrip – Day Two
Doofus was up bright and early, keeping an eye on those evil birds. But in the end he was happy to just watch the...
GOR Roadtrip – Day One
New plates for the car FINALLY arrived. Got pulled over 2 minutes from home because I still had the old plates on – was...
Victory
Felt like going for a long Sunday drive today, but was at a loss for direction. Was also aching for a good slab of...
Bay to Henley wander
Nothing to do today, so me the girl and Jordyn trammed it to Glenelg and walked to Henley – just under 8km I think....
HDR 111R
Just playing around with the settings on my HTC One X, first pic is mostly standard, second pic is HDR mode – both unedited....
The Wash
Should have taken a close-up of the car, it’s rained a bit lately and the thing was filthy. Good excuse to try out The...
Adelaide City To Bay – Keto Style
I’ve been doing the 12km fun run for the last 5 years, and also running my legs ragged for a few months prior to...
Pork Belly on Beryl
In preparation for tomorrow’s City To Bay run I’m loading up on fat. 800g Berkshire pork belly – mostly fat. This is the point...
Boys Day Out
Went and picked up Rod in the Lotus, both of us looking quite dapper in our suits, me in bow tie. Pity we forgot...
Aussie Elises Monarto Trek
The lads on Aussie Elises have a great thread on the forum which is all about getting you out in your car. Didn’t have...
Lotus 111R Giant Number Plate Fiasco
Good strategy for getting SA folk to pony up for premium plates, make the standard ones unusable/fugly. 🙁
Adelaide to Hong Kong
Cashed up and ready to go. Flight was about 10 hours from Melbourne – watched Dark *Something* with Johnny Depp about some vampire thing,...
Parmesan crusted salmon cutlets with fennel and haloumi rosti
The batter – mostly shredded parmesan cheese, an egg, a couple cloves of garlic, some oregano, and a bit of flour (not much) to...
Morialta backwards
Runkeeper only caught about 1/3 of the hike, was 1hr20m of average heart rate @ 160bpm, we went up backwards and maaaannnn I didn’t...
Keto Eggs Benedict
3 poached eggs, ham and haloumi cheese fried in grass-fed butter, homemade mayonnaise.
Semaphore
The girl’s ex-client put on a lavish show, turns out I vaguely remember the dude from 20 years ago when I worked at the...
Urban Bistro – Festival Of Food
Entree – pork belly, some kind of arancini ball, shrimp thing. Girls had the duck. I went for the wagyu steak (tiny bits) with...
Austral Sunday Sesh
Put out a Batsignal in the morning, got there at noon, throughout the day 20-30 people turned up for a drink and left. Fucking...
Out n about
Met the girl for a Hendricks G+T with cucumber at Botanic, then a drink at Exeter, then a Spanish film – As Luck Would...
George’s – not a Beatle
350g scotch fillet, came out extremely quick – usually for a bleu steak they take their sweet ass time, but this came out in...
Payday
Cheque for AE finally arrived – not bad. Pork crackling for lunch – they just had to put those veggies on there, the idea...
Burger n barra at Austral
Lazy as fuck day. Eventually got up around 2pm for brekky, hit up Austral for the burger and barramundi and some ‘pussy. ...
Lofty fucken
Took the girl for her first trek up the Lofty thingo, we had loads of breaks – asthma inhaler things and stuff – but...
Friday el randomness
Went to Rob Roy, big fucker Jase turned up for a pint then left. Cunt. Luckily Jordyn and SJ and Mikael and Sophie turned...
Grace The Establishment and TaschaD
Penny’s Hill Cracking Black Shiraz and TaschaD Duck Rillete, the best a man can get. Something sashimi. Ribeye. Then several hours later at Universal...
Sostas Without Steak
The Goat – looks like a plate of hot mess, but the meat is so tender you could eat it through a straw. Delightful...
Red Rock Noodles Chilli Assplosion
Thought I could handle chilli – turns out I can’t really detect it in the mouth anymore, but by god I feel it in...
Jackets, movies, barramundi
Bought four new jacket cardigan things today, $300 bucks, reckon I did pretty well. Also spied a nice trenchcoat I’m quite enamored with –...
30 Day Steak Challenge June 2012 – Round-Up
Here’s the final tally for consumption for the month [calories in brackets]: Steak: 13kg [39,000] Other food: 17 eggs [3,400] 1.8kg processed meat (jerky,...
Ferrari F430 Spider on Grenfell
From the girl’s place. http://aussieexotics.com/forum/cars/spotted-thread-414.msg198209.html#msg198209
Universal Wine Bar – Petit Fillet Steak – 30 Day Challenge – Day Eight
Day 8 – went to Universal Wine Bar, the choices on the specials board at the moment are a 350g ribeye or 250g fillet,...
More eyepatches #socadl Bad Ash looking sartorial & @nwynn
https://twitter.com/jdtoo/status/208119694039851008
Giving up the Foursquare game for a while, it’s been fun. Catch you in the real world, bitches!
https://foursquare.com/ashsimmonds/checkin/4f88d1e5e4b060b7f6e478d4
Quiz In My Pants – @ Earl Of Leicester
https://foursquare.com/ashsimmonds/checkin/4f855da9e4b05ea63f5a4f57
Beef rib
High steaks ribs, fat glorious fat. https://foursquare.com/ashsimmonds/checkin/4f2ca7e5e4b056f83a647cf3
Podcast #0000
Welcome to our first attempt at recording a podcast about fascinating stuff! Take a listen to the various subjects – mostly backed up by...
Adelaide Honda NSX Club Run
Aussie Exotics Full album: http://aussieexotics.com/drivers/thumbnails-478.html 3D wanky thing: http://aussieexotics.com/photo/3d.php?album=478 Will add a bunch of pics to the thread now, as usual – click for...
Adelaide Zombie Walk 2010 – It’s not easy being gangrene
Details: http://www.adelaidezombiewalk.org Full album: http://picasaweb.google.com.au/ashsimmonds/AdelaideZombieWalk2010 I made you a brains, but I eated it The guy from Blue Man Group eventually carked it A...
Inception – the idea movie
I was a long time non-believer in this whole reality gig – so it wasn’t so much an epiphany for me (as is being...
Adelaide Metro Journey Planner
Designed and implemented in 2004. Real-time suggestions as you type. Searching for a street or bus stop: Searching for a Suburb or Landmark/Location/Business/etc. Using...
Partial lunar eclipse – Adelaide style
Camera settings: Canon Powershot S5 IS 1/250s 8.0f 80 ISO 7:00pm – Lunar preclipse 7:55pm – First bit of the Earth getting in the...
GOONHENGE
Thanks to Mum staying with me while sis is in hospital, I bring you the 8th Wonder of the World: http://twitpic.com/1z4oky
Little sister vs car crash
Thanks Splatters and twitterers for the positive thoughts etc, and Laughing Owl for pointing MMM out. On Sunday night my little sister (21yo) was...
Burst watermain on Rundle St, Adelaide
11pm – Thursday 6th May, 2010 Just near the Austral Hotel, Zambrero, and Cibo – also raining on the parade of American Apparel. News...
I Am Legend (of Rundle St)
http://twitpic.com/v2quk – I Am Legend (of Rundle St) — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 25, 2009
Season’s Greetings
http://twitpic.com/uwx8f – Seasons Greetings — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 24, 2009
South Australia bans plastic bags to save 6 fish per year
Or, how a 1 in 66 million chance isn’t an inconvenient truth… The reasoning for the plastic bag ban? Planet Ark spokeswoman Anne-Marie Byrne...
Kangacide
I was trying to get some nice shots of this kangaroo when this dumb car came burning around the corner and made it freak...
1978 Fiat X1/9, 1.5 carb for sale
Hey ladies, I don’t need this X, I want to focus on sorting out my turbo-X and this car is just taking up room....
Kristen driving the blue turbo X1/9
Miss Kristen cruising in the Turbo X. It shoots blue flames out the quad exhaust on some changes and on over-run etc.
Book: Vinegar Remedies And Recipes – An Essential Ingredient For A Healthy Lifestyle
I “won” this book at my work Xmas party. :\ Yes. It’s an entire book devoted to woo about how vinegar heals everything ever.
Dew knot awl wheys trussed yaw spell chequer
Link: http://www.network54.com/Forum/12159/message/1103110707/I+agree%2C+spell+checks+are+a+waste+of+time
The Perfect Storm – Movie Review
Some dudes went out fishing, never came home. Everything apart from them leaving the harbour is bad fiction. Cool waves bro.
