November 2014 Round-up
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— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 1, 2014
That's XCOM, baby.pic.twitter.com/4tuhglLeId
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 1, 2014
Definitely not the best man at this wedding. #fallencomrade pic.twitter.com/o2NWBPwo6D
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 1, 2014
I need to get more exercise. pic.twitter.com/1a0w065MJn
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 2, 2014
Today's steak is brought to you by the number 52. pic.twitter.com/Av5uRcJuDg
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 3, 2014
About 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon cooked more than I'd usually do, but sharing with the girl. #compromise #whatacatch pic.twitter.com/nm5jXocfqf
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 3, 2014
RT @raphaels7 ""Spiritual coach"?? We have words for that:"–
Bartender.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 3, 2014
<h3><h3><h3><h3><h3><h3>…http://t.co/2HwJLTWC1j
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 4, 2014
@FatEmperor @ianlane88 @PeterAttiaMD "↑ApoB is a simplification"–
Too much discordance. http://t.co/y3GKinC4AO pic.twitter.com/wPtqOPYdjC
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 4, 2014
Evening is a good time to breakfast. pic.twitter.com/VGvZt1bf2H
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 5, 2014
RT @atriad "You can't post food like that without a recipe"–
Take cow. Trim head. Wave at fire. Cover in butter, garlic & sticky balsamic.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 5, 2014
Still trying to rebuild my tolerance to chilli, so when I fart I may or may not crap myself. #SchrödingersScat
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 5, 2014
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably got fatty liver disease and will make amazing foie gras.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2014
RT @baxters "This is what I'm eating. 😀 pic.twitter.com/Dmc1iTpV1N"–
My compliments to the chef. 😀
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2014
I've found the correct name for the baby @TripleB is harvesting: http://t.co/KIXXkQWJ9Q pic.twitter.com/NyFSxqXBzZ
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2014
Happy Patsy Bisco day, you ho ho hopeful motherfuckers. pic.twitter.com/jOIxVUKMf6
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2014
Carbnite is retarded. Carbmorning is where it's at, bitch. pic.twitter.com/vAhT12ouBO
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2014
This is how we Christmas. Kinda. pic.twitter.com/joI4i99yUU
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2014
You can just tell @TashStoodley is meant to be a breeder. pic.twitter.com/3alVLgDBj1
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2014
Mistletoe. pic.twitter.com/7Cyqs9nYvg
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2014
Fury of the Furries. No Brad Pitt. Back when men were men, and games were life n death. http://t.co/wBmptKYHvk
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2014
That moment when your girlfriend says those all important words: "Do you want to see photos of you sleeping?"
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2014
Turns out I'm now the same age as Brandon/Brenda's dad was in 90210. #90sShowerThoughts pic.twitter.com/bDlxzpxuuT
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 14, 2014
Last night I met a bald surgeon. What a smooth operator.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 14, 2014
"Brown chicken brown cow" ~ Mikael's head pic.twitter.com/PsC03iHwMs
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 14, 2014
@MaryanneDemasi Ha!! “@DiscoStew66: @OzParadoxdotcom @kieron_rooney @gillespi pic.twitter.com/r1Yz8014vZ”–
Oh hey – I made that, haha.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 15, 2014
For Dolphine: http://t.co/A7w9DgtAud
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 15, 2014
RT @DoctorKarl "http://t.co/oEwPf4fG1l"–
Dr Karl still thinks sat fat is bad. Catch up on some science please bro.http://t.co/9VSDyr7Ata
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 15, 2014
Hollywood clearly had some money to launder:https://t.co/OSzpeo2fng
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 15, 2014
Having pizza in the shower because I like to #eatclean.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 16, 2014
Mt Pappadum. pic.twitter.com/wV93zHxacs
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 16, 2014
♬ I've done all the pappadum things ♬
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 16, 2014
Interstellar review: it's basically the opposite of "The Inner Light" from Star Trek TNG 1992.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 17, 2014
Facebook expert for hire. pic.twitter.com/oHjEKyySLt
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 18, 2014
Glycine is good, but potentially glucogenic. Leucine/Lysine are where it's at ketogenically speaking:http://t.co/OyLmLjLMgp
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 18, 2014
Oh lord, 4chan /fit/ greentext #keto bro's are referencing my work… pic.twitter.com/Z0RovpjvSQ
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 25, 2014
Getting together to socialise because high IQ is the dumbest idea for a social club. Thanks Mensa! pic.twitter.com/KHJlujo2Gv
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 25, 2014
I've been off (habitual) soap/toothpaste/deoderant for probably nearly 3 years, only use when truly dirty/stanky.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 25, 2014
RT @MagpiePants "How good is pooping :D"–
RT @PacketNetworks "Depends."–
Go home everyone, we're done here.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 25, 2014
@ItsTheWooo @drrcpatel @liberrocky
I don't try really, I just eat fatty meat and don't obsess about small stuff. pic.twitter.com/8iJ7qFTKe3
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 26, 2014
Here's my preferred lifestyle – "Warrior Diet", boozey lunch and fuckload of meat dinner. 😀 pic.twitter.com/iuwWw6WInV
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 26, 2014
