November 2013 Round-Up
Golfers have pretty creative math. http://t.co/FBXpzqeAzs
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 2, 2013
Adding lightness. http://t.co/lH82qv99kQ
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 2, 2013
American muscle vs Pommy rocket. #TheVetteGetsEmWet http://t.co/FRD2Rg0uaT
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 3, 2013
I'd heard of a weird bug where if you drive around in a premium vehicle they tend to spawn more… #notGTA pic.twitter.com/JOIn1JZKks
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 6, 2013
It's been a while since I've seen both parental units in one place: pic.twitter.com/bOvcfXOybQ
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2013
@beckyjeffries @Prakky "isn't that Hemmingway?"–http://t.co/XUW9awDALA
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2013
The gf just ran out and stopped traffic on North/East Tce to let a duckling cross, probably not the same motivation:http://t.co/WSmbuPdiSm
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 7, 2013
Head down for another fallen comrade. #mawwiage pic.twitter.com/VyXVz5ZsxJ
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2013
Another angle of the commiseration party. #mawwiage pic.twitter.com/3MmAe4Gfuf
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 8, 2013
Whenever I park away from the crowd I come back to my car like this… It's a magnet! pic.twitter.com/2X8qNNTYBC
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 9, 2013
@jodiehunter "…see what @HeartAust will do from here."–
Hopefully die. Been calling them crooks for ages: http://t.co/qyX4ujyqyk
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 11, 2013
@archaeonova "Are you an antipodean as well Ash!?!"–
Yeah, I'm against all forms of podean.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 11, 2013
The Wolfman [2010] is a hilarious Teen Wolf origin story dealing with the first version of Agent Smith.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 11, 2013
Gettin my monthly organfest on – liver! (and maybe some bacon and vino) http://t.co/DkP6ZCzj5i
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 12, 2013
@baxters "First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."–
Bitches love diabetes.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 12, 2013
RT @ProfTimNoakes "RT @Mark_Sisson Fiber is good for you. Some myths exposed http://t.co/Xul7FxS3lx "–
Tons more: http://t.co/tUPUMsrHw2
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 12, 2013
Ah, my religion: http://t.co/jBl58DjzT4
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 13, 2013
Red meat, red wine, Red Bull. Got the essentials covered.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 14, 2013
@katepotter I used to only work W/T/F hence my number plate: pic.twitter.com/WlLhyCye3A
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 12, 2013
I know I can skip it, but seriously…? pic.twitter.com/G5xtYNXDrf
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 13, 2013
Fun to see J. Stanton use a thread of mine as the first (anecdotal) reference in his latest anti-CICO article: http://t.co/SdWVpdtjI9
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 13, 2013
First gilded reddit comment is about being a teenager learning to tie a tie… Seriously? http://t.co/UHOGm7QDgY pic.twitter.com/jV3o22HJC0
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 18, 2013
Just got sent a pic from back in winter by the beach via an O/S visiting friend – titanium nipples… pic.twitter.com/hDk8akHnm5
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 18, 2013
Here's the damn simple method for this morning's bacon egg cups: http://t.co/w9oi3UBCCC pic.twitter.com/t4q61Ezs8A
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 19, 2013
@MagpiePants @666Emz1991 "my dad always told me that if your ears ring it's a spirit nearby trying to get a message to you"–
Vodka.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 21, 2013
I'm yet to purchase a dance music compilation album without "Lady, Hear Me Tonight" on it.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 21, 2013
Yeah, I too hate using the C word, but it's coming up.
Christmas Christmas Christmas!
What a cunt of a day.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 22, 2013
My suggestion for a real Game Of Thrones party is to spike the punch with Metamucil.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 23, 2013
Galaxy Quest: great movie, spoofs JUST enough but makes it's own movie, kinda drags, Sigourny is fucking amazing, won't watch again. 7/10.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 23, 2013
Car dirty? No worries, leggy blonde German girl is on the case. http://t.co/l76oqio9wk
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 27, 2013
@DebraWorm Remove entire fruit; put in bin; insert steak.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 27, 2013
@ItsTheWooo "Pumpkin pie baking selfie loool y does anyone follow my twittar http://t.co/941M5RzJMY "–
Nope. pic.twitter.com/4qDKG6aClI
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 27, 2013
Biochem porn – "A map of the entire human metabolic pathway.":http://t.co/JGavlJNn6i
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 28, 2013
Hey #Adelaide – I just stumbled on an old Streetview of Hindmarsh Square before Crowne Plaza – it's nostalgia glory:http://t.co/LvSH1mFlZY
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 27, 2013
Wondered why the gf didn't respond when I texted asking what she was up to. Came home to this… pic.twitter.com/ZRWjbfQkSB
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 28, 2013
Amazing cricket game! The realology levels are spectacular:http://t.co/ajvqTLLSUO
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 29, 2013
I lost 850kg in one day, vegans *hate* me. Seeya Steakmobile, fucking awesome times were had. 🙁 pic.twitter.com/LtLYH3dgZQ
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 28, 2013
I'm not drunk, I'm expressing my genes:
"Gene mutation for excessive alcohol drinking found."http://t.co/n0kXC9dbfV
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 29, 2013
@LuluRan @missbflySJ pic.twitter.com/JEvMIrXLLH
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 30, 2013
@Prakky @TripleB & Baggins pic.twitter.com/vBDrnKEfQ4
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) November 30, 2013
