Tagged: Ketogenic diet meals – for awesomeness, not just weight loss
Convenimince, prawn skewers, sausage, parmesan
This stuff: –> http://ashsimmonds.com/2016/05/28/convenimince-prime-nz-angus-ground-mince-beef-by-green-meadows/
Wagyu beef burgers n onion
Really digging these patties – 99% grass-fed wagyu beef. Not ridiculously expensive either.
Porkopalypse Now – kinda
Semi-decent rendition of this recipe I invented several years ago, which was the best pork meal I’ve ever had. Not as fall-apart as the...
Seafood medley n cream
Random seafood chunks is $17/kg, 300g of which with some white wine creamy garlic sauce makes an awesome budget seafood meal.
750g t-bone on the stove burner
Yeah, stupid idea, but had to be tried. Messy, but still fucking delicious.
L’Authentique chicken & bacon sausages, chicken nibbles
These snags are pretty expensive, I think they were NZ$12 for six/280g, but I like the cut of their gib. The taste was good...
Egg yolks, beef bones and fat and gristle, bacon, chilli
400g Beef bones @ $6/kg, 4 egg yolks @ $0.80c ea.
Rump steak, avocado, cheese, shrooms
300g Rump @ $13/kg, half avocado @ $4 ea, 100g cheese @ $9/kg, 100g shrooms @ $15/kg?
Chicken heart / giblet curry
With onion and courgette fried in beef drippings. And spinach wilted in white wine. Plus coconut cream. Dump in a shitload of tumeric. (or...
Fat bombs, with cashews
Lindt 85% Cocoa chocolate. Melt on super low heat. Whip the cream (step not shown). Splash of coconut essence. Couple dollops of coconut oil....
Phallic processed meat
I’m staying in a hotel room in Thorndon and can’t cook anything, so basically living on stuff like this.
Cheap tomahawk ribeye steaks
Tomahawk steaks had no price sticker, I asked, he said "no idea, how's $7.50?", "Sold! Gimme both." pic.twitter.com/MevZySd0j7 — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) April...
Pulled pork belly leftovers
My housemate is a chef and they serve pulled pork, which is basically pork belly which has been slow-cooked over 24 hours and then...
Jerky, bacon, eggs
Yeah, taken by potato. One of the best jerky’s I’ve ever had – from Butcher Boys in Nelson, NZ.
Hellers Country Pork Sausages – The Villa, Picton, NZ
I can only assume I utilised this BBQ for preparation of pictured sausages.
Pam’s Corned Beef
Popped the lid and it was squirting fat. Another one that’s a bit dry when eaten alone. Thankfully I had some aioli to back...
700g JJ Murphy’s rump steak Wednesday $15 special
First day back in Wellington, NZ. Great value and so what I needed.
Hellaby’s corned beef [review]
Thinking maybe I’ll travel the world doing tinned corned beef reviews… This stuff is nice enough, but it seems like all the fat has...
Golden Country Corned Beef #thuglyfe
Basically living on this stuff at the moment. It’s cheap-ish, 20% fat and 20% protein and basically zero carb – so wins on all...
Grill’d Low Carb SuperBun Burger Review
Ok so every bastard in the Aussie keto/”paleo”sphere has been going on about the latest commercial burger chain incarnation – that of Grill’d‘s (!?)...
Slab o’ scotch fillet, wood-fired steak, chimmichurri sauce, and seagull bro
These bad boys are going into the fridge like this with some salt on them to dry them out. The rest get individually wrapped....
Non-flour batter for fish and pancakes
Another simple recipe which stems from the “Oopsie”ish pizza base. As it turns out when you fry it instead of baking, it ends up...
Flour free cheesy garlic bread
I got distracted and overcooked the base whilst trying to make a pizza – as in cooked too much to use as a base...
Surf n turf low carb pizza
Today we’re knocking up a surf n turf pizza using scotch (ribeye), barramundi (Aussie fish), bacon, mushroom and onion. My go-to for a quick...
Keto-friendly meat lovers pizza
Had an aching for a pizza, I have no delivery places nearby and besides – I don’t really eat pizza as I’m not fond...
Low carb pizza base
Impatient? Here’s the TL;DR Separate 3 eggs Add 1 tsp vinegar to whites Beat until stiff/can form peaks Add 2 tbsp cream cheese to...
Chamois Steak
God made you to be somebody very… delicious! Had heard of this so-called “Chamois” cut of steak from a friend who got it from...
The Blurgher – Beef, Bacon, Cheese, and drool
For some reason I was craving a Hungry Jacks/Burger King experience, but delete a few ingredients – such as anything that wasn’t animal based....
Oysters Florentine
Nothing better than some fresh oysters naturale with champagne on a lazy Sunday morning. Unfortunately the only oysters we had on hand were from...
Eye Fillet Steak with red wine jus and broccoli
http://highsteaks.com/forum/food-glorious-food/eye-fillet-steak-red-wine-jus-and-broccoli-99.0.html
Smoked Octopus
This is an amazing snack, way more tasty and more-ish than I was expecting. Wanted to just have a tentacle or two, but ended...
Steak n egg yolks
I’m not racist but, just not a big fan of egg whites. #albuminsupremacy Egg yolks make an awesome steak sauce. Uncooked to perfection.
Low-fat beef rib-eye steak
Actually amazed I could find a piece of meat with so much fat on it – and it was only $17/kg, normally ribeye is...
Double bacon and egg day
This is the best bacon – nice smoked stuff from Feast Fine Foods, it tastes more like a good pork belly than your usual...
Sexy Time Rump Steak n Vale Dark Beer Mushroom Sauce
This is a slightly modified version (adding the sauce) of the Four Hour Chef’s Sexytime Steak.
Greenham grass-fed beef t-bone steak brekky
Picked up this from the O'Connell St Butchers in North Adelaide, Greenham Beef from Tassie – grass-fed and hormone free and all that jazz,...
Sky and steak
You can hardly tell where the panorama software did the stitching. Hit the Leicester for a ribeye again, can’t help it. Then got late...
Sostas 1kg T-bone
Boozehags. 1kg T-bone with chimmichurri. Mmm, barramundi – I mean boobies. Mmm, bleu. Really thought I’d struggle as I wasn’t that hungry. Got to...
Pork Belly on the BBQ
Pork is so difficult to do in the oven as it makes my apartment look like my flatmates are Cheech & Chong, and I’ve...
Leicester Hotel Ribeye Steak Of Awesomeness
It’s like my favourite emotion ridiculously smug just sat on my face. $32 bucks with a glass of Churchblock shiraz – couldn’t believe the...
Andre’s Cucina striploin steak and shrooms – 30 Day Steak Challenge – Day 26
Part three of Triple Steak Day. Then the girl turned up, she had a couple drinks with us and wanted dinner. Fair enough, I’ll...
Double boner ribeye roast – 30 Day Steak Challenge – Day 26
Part one of Triple Steak Day. Had the day off and was quite hungry, I wasn’t going to be catching up with anyone today...
Rotten egg ruins the meal :(
Was just about finished cooking this bacon n lamb extravaganza and wanted to chuck some eggs in… Ugh. 🙁 I just gag every time...
Pork belly and butter [FAT LOADING]
Total size was 618g and 60g of butter, I ate all the fat, about 2/3 of the butter, and left about 1/3 of the...
T-bone emasculation @ Sostas
Couple walk past, guy’s eyeing off my steak, woman goes “honey, that’s too much meat for you” – my balls shrank in emasculation sympathy.
Double Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe replaced buns with slices of cheese
Heart healthy version of the Bacon Double Cheeseburger Deluxe – replace buns with cheese. https://foursquare.com/ashsimmonds/checkin/4f4f7a1ae4b0cad93c1d92c7
Raw lamb chop and broccolini
@TashStoodley @danaesinclair @TaschaD @geckowebs @sophieliddy @LVS Meat, broccoli, red wine. Carbless dinner win.http://t.co/I3IXppoD — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) September 19, 2011 @TashStoodleyI’m so sorry...
Porterhouse and ratatouille @ Sostas
Decent porterhouse – I’ll give it 7/10 because the mushroom sauce was pretty bland tonight and added almost nothing. But what’s with drinks service...
Windy surf n turf
New rule: don’t use the BBQ when it’s windy. 😕 Didn’t think it’d be an issue cos it’s pretty well enclosed, but turns out...
Goat slop @ Sostas
Sostas always do such fantastic food, had the goat tonight – succulent!!! However – I dare say the presentation could be improved…
Ribeye with butter champignons
Only 630gm today. Delicious cut of rib-eye – still no luck finding a decent sauce. 😕 Been hearing good things about a steak joint...
T-bone with Cork & Cleaver Peppery & Hickory Spice
Well I shallow-fried my t-bone. Was only like a $9 buck supermarket steak, but still turned out alright.
996g t-bone demolition
Went to the butcher – aching for a T-bone, the only ones in the display case were like 20mm thick – pffft! I ask...
Flaming ribeye
Standard Sunday breakfast at Chateua le Ash… This bad boy is $29 of the finest piece of cow in the state. Anyone know where...
Ribeye steak brekky slam
For the “jus” I put together some butter, crushed garlic, finishing sauce, chives and a healthy splash of ’03 Lost Block cab sav.
$20 buck scotch fillet steak
So I was in my butcher’s and I ask for a yea-thick chunk of dry aged scotch fillet – she goes “just one?” and...
Dry aged scotch fillet steak
Today’s gut filler is a dry aged steak – this piece of cow cost $26 bucks! Must say – not a fan of the...
Surf n surf – scallops and salmon
Ok, I dusted the scallops with a nice and mild salt-n-pepper combo – it has a very vanilla smell to it, it’s quite nice...
