December 2014 – Round-Up
New country, new (lack of) hair-do.
Wellington
Confused when drunk.
Te Puni Village building is super weird.
Cool view tho.
Lived on this stuff for a while.
JJ Murphy – great place for pool and cheap foods.
Molly Malones.
Five Stags.
The Establishment.
JJ Murphy again, succulent mega rump for like $15 bucks.
Stoopid ATMs only dispense $20 buck notes.
Expensive shoes, ouch.
Hotel Bristol, meh.
Mechanical bull ride. I prefer owning teeth.
FIve Boroughs.
Kelburn.
Mother Nature, the original MILF.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 5, 2014
The Five Food groups:
– Herd of cows
– School of fish
– Carton of eggs
– Family of sardines
– Hive of oysters— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 6, 2014
Kelburn Pub.
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 7, 2014
Finally a solution to being able to eat steak and avoiding the harmful effects of red meat! pic.twitter.com/o8l7rQtKqG
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 7, 2014
My companion.
Might need new jeans.
Had to dump some t-shirts.
Everything I own.
Has to fit in this.
Sending a couple expensive/treasured items back to Jordyn.
Dis how I roll.
Trekking outta Welly.
Mmm, apprentice burgers.
PubPeer sounds awesome for science, but I'm also disappointed it's not about recording your urination habit at bars.http://t.co/54XITId6dI
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 11, 2014
Picton.
Truth hurts. #beer #vodka pic.twitter.com/jNpIhHuuFN
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 12, 2014
Super luxury buses.
Nelson.
I like to do volunteer work, things like reading to deaf kids.
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 12, 2014
Hustla.
$46 bucks a dozen oysters… Schyeah.
Sniks are super delicious.
You know what's good for keeping your spirits up? Vodka.
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 17, 2014
This stuff is ~$2-4 a bottle back in Oz.
Currently testing blood glucose after every beer, then vodka + water:
B1: 150
B2: 140
B3: 168
B4: 145
B5: 158
B6: 180
V1: 101Faaaaaark…
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 17, 2014
My first discovery of the Burger King “King Muffin” – $5.70, so good.
FFS Windows get your shit together.
Blenheim. Bleh.
Ever wonder what wine does to a keto-adapted person? #VinoVsBlood (full documented progressively drunker video soon) pic.twitter.com/TT5Xb35nck
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 19, 2014
Kaikoura.
Craft beer – lulz.
The amount of evens I don't. #Coopers #craftbeer pic.twitter.com/RarTViOTr7
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 21, 2014
Our gut is far more like a cat (carnivore) than other primates.
"Eat mostly plants" is bad advice.
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 23, 2014
The Vic.
$40 bucks, folds out to basically full backpack (enough to carry sixpack of beer and 2 bottles wine), so awesome.
Albatross.
Kaikouropoly. 🙂
Xmas.
Dafuq.
"Inconvenience" pic.twitter.com/jA0WvQgg9T
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 24, 2014
Dusky Lodge – first met Kat.
I should buy a boat. pic.twitter.com/mzxoVDGcZs
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 28, 2014
1917: "The following foods, owing to their great nutritive qualities, are especially valuable"http://t.co/f0GMUF0opb pic.twitter.com/1HqmS6ydZo
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 27, 2014
@ProfTimNoakes "Pure fat, rather than meat, is what the Hadza crave" http://t.co/1zQdoOujaI —
Takeaways: http://t.co/6zvf6Xg6Ix
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 28, 2014
Bye Kaikoura.
"Help! I feel overwhelmed by all of this!" ~ jechapk
"Eat meat and pump iron. The rest is noise." ~ n3tm0nk3y
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 28, 2014
Christchurch broke mein hat! 🙁
Amount of destruction still evident in CBD #Christchurch is humbling. Basically where @Shihad_Band playing tonight: pic.twitter.com/nol4cx0aOw
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 31, 2014
I should buy a ghetto limo. #bluegem pic.twitter.com/WsNkXGYd5n
— Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 31, 2014
It's rough, but 1st draft of Principia Ketogenica is now free online – gazillions of #LCHF #keto studies summarised:http://t.co/4b1keOlMLg
— High Steaks (@CarnivoresCreed) December 30, 2014
New years eve with Israeli chicks and an American Indian (not that kind) dude.