Cooper’s is “craft beer” in NZ? Sparkling and Pale Ale, a-huh…
The amount of evens I don't. #Coopers #craftbeer pic.twitter.com/RarTViOTr7 — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) December 21, 2014
Category: Twitter
Dadd jokes
No more Dadd jokes. #Mumm pic.twitter.com/jwGEQIfWlR — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) February 15, 2014
Harvard is the fucking weatherman of nutrition – always wrong but everyone listens to them again tomorrow.
@ThePaleoDiet @robbwolf Harvard is the fucking weatherman of nutrition – always wrong but everyone listens to them again tomorrow. — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds)...
Damn song been stuck in my head for weeks now, is the only reliable method for getting rid of it to deepthroat a shotgun?
Damn song been stuck in my head for weeks now, is the only reliable method for getting rid of it to deepthroat a shotgun?...
I don’t have the shakes, my fingers are doing interpretive dance.
I don't have the shakes, my fingers are doing interpretive dance. — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) June 5, 2011
Stiletto marks on ceiling?
How does this even happen? Um, does anyone else have stilleto marks on their ceiling after last night? : http://twitpic.com/3bqf7e — Some Idiot actually...
I just pulled a hamstring
I just pulled a hamstring. http://twitpic.com/1orcz3 — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) May 18, 2010
Deliver unto me cheap wine and priceless friends.
Deliver unto me cheap wine and priceless friends. (@ Lord Melbourne Hotel) http://4sq.com/cCcgWO — Some Idiot actually (@AshSimmonds) May 3, 2010
