Ash Simmonds

Damn song been stuck in my head for weeks now, is the only reliable method for getting rid of it to...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:28:59 +1030

Damn song been stuck in my head for weeks now, is the only reliable method for getting rid of it to deepthroat a shotgun?

The ultimate combination of pig and fish: http://t.co/YBRuGF7p http://t.co/rbw8SewP

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:54:59 +1030

The ultimate combination of pig and fish: http://t.co/YBRuGF7p http://t.co/rbw8SewP

RT @TashStoodley: A visit from @TripleB & @AshSimmonds results in 16 wine glasses in the...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:25:02 +1030

RT @TashStoodley: A visit from @TripleB & @AshSimmonds results in 16 wine glasses in the dishwasher. Thank gawd I have a dishwasher.

Well done guys… @MikaelLiddy @jaseoz @IAmBiAnCaking @MyerCentreAde @tripleb...

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:07:36 +1030

Well done guys… @MikaelLiddy @jaseoz @IAmBiAnCaking @MyerCentreAde @tripleb http://t.co/AliryTZK

Podcast #0000

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:33:00 +1030

Welcome to our first attempt at recording a podcast about fascinating stuff!

Take a listen to the various subjects - mostly backed up by research of scientific studies, but some just talking shit.

1 - Does alcohol dehydrate you? - 5m37s - Ash
Here we look at a study on the intake of alcohol and its effects on dehydration and rehydration.

2 - The glycogen window: can you eat whatever you want after exercise? - 8m20s - Rod
Apparently there’s a window of time where after a workout the muscles are “open” to receiving additional nutrients.

3 - Aging: is it necessary? - 9m26s - Ash
Some interesting insights into how our genes may affect our aging.

4 - Does data have weight? - 4m39s - Rod
Turns out we can measure how much data weighs - theoretically.

5 - CD hidden tracks - 3m51s - Rod
A bit of background info on the old-school way to hide songs on CDs

6 - Being able to see authenticity is innate - 5m28s - Ash
An eye-opening study into how the ability to see how genuine someone is comes from deep down.

They keep asking if they’ll see me again before the holidays, it’s nice to know at least...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:18:29 +1030

They keep asking if they’ll see me again before the holidays, it’s nice to know at least chicks who serve me alcohol will miss me over Xmas.

The #triplebdrinks spectacular is underway, and underdrunk. @Prakky @TripleB http://t.co/Nzi3iS5O

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 02:43:46 +1030

The #triplebdrinks spectacular is underway, and underdrunk. @Prakky @TripleB http://t.co/Nzi3iS5O

I like a balanced diet. If it balances on the table, I eat it.

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 16:51:31 +1030

I like a balanced diet. If it balances on the table, I eat it.

#FF http://t.co/3a9s9i3d

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:13:42 +1030

#FF http://t.co/3a9s9i3d

Signs can be so judgemental about food. http://t.co/NeolxRd4

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:22:08 +1030

Signs can be so judgemental about food. http://t.co/NeolxRd4

Not sure what’s more disturbing - that a friend needs a cheap blow-up doll so thought of me...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:47:07 +1030

Not sure what’s more disturbing - that a friend needs a cheap blow-up doll so thought of me first, or that I didn’t flinch when helping her.

My great great grandmother was involved in the Occupy Mexico love-in. I am the Juan percent.

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:57:05 +1030

My great great grandmother was involved in the Occupy Mexico love-in. I am the Juan percent.

10m:45s. If anyone’s interested, here’s our first...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 22:45:00 +1030

10m:45s.

If anyone’s interested, here’s our first take - I got rid of a couple minutes of personal banter but otherwise it’s just a straight candid recording of me and a mate talking shit about a random subject we chose at random - in this case - MEMORY.

Take note in that we just randomly switched the mic on an hour into a conversation when we realised it’d be a good idea to see how we vibe in retrospect with zero planning - so this is all pretty much exactly how we chat without any structure.

In the first couple minutes it’s very scattered as I’m really nervous knowing that what I’m saying is being recorded so there’s lots of ums and aahs and likes and yeahs etc, but eventually it’s pretty natural conversation.

Feel free to criticise.

The only reason I drink vodka when I go to bed is because it washes the red wine stains from my...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:47:48 +1030

The only reason I drink vodka when I go to bed is because it washes the red wine stains from my teeth so I don’t wake up with zombie mouth.

We need a real life Turing test so people have to demonstrate intelligence and self-awareness before...

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:02:55 +1030

We need a real life Turing test so people have to demonstrate intelligence and self-awareness before talking to us.

A smoking hot Russian chick just asked how to find apartment 404 in my building. I said “404...

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:00:32 +1030

A smoking hot Russian chick just asked how to find apartment 404 in my building. I said “404 not found?”. It’d be funny if it weren’t true.

When girls are texting to ask if you have a steady girlfriend yet, that means they’re sick of...

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:38:07 +1030

When girls are texting to ask if you have a steady girlfriend yet, that means they’re sick of having to hang out with you yeah?

I’m so lazy I only drink tequila because I want the trip down memory lane to be as short as...

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:56:20 +1030

I’m so lazy I only drink tequila because I want the trip down memory lane to be as short as possible.

RT @mh4k: So has anyone put two iPhone 4Ss next to each other and made Siri talk to itself yet?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 01:07:07 +1030

RT @mh4k: So has anyone put two iPhone 4Ss next to each other and made Siri talk to itself yet?

You think I’ve got no taste? I just ate a shitload of garlic and am sweating my bollocks off....

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 12:01:59 +1030

You think I’ve got no taste? I just ate a shitload of garlic and am sweating my bollocks off. I, taste, awesome.