Best thing about a business that requires little to no thought to start up, is that is exactly how much effort your competitors put into it.

Sometimes your Twitter feed looks like a multi-part suicide note.

They put pics of babies on Facebook and reckon it’s cute, but I post a few pics of my Kleenex babies and they’re like ew gross. See?

RT @6re9ory: @AshSimmonds LIma Mike Alpha Oscar

Where can I get Facebook on tape, as read by Morgan Freeman?

The best part of The Smurfs movie is the massacre at the end, with credits rolling over the BSOD.

Boobs. (@ Checkmates) [pic]: http://4sq.com/jMKAzl

Turns out @s_garf and @shesworthit aren’t as satisfying as they could be (@ Hungry Jack’s Pultney st) [pic]: http://4sq.com/iW8Bf8

Ok ladies I have to ask - why do you always close the balcony door which is quite secure, then leave the front door ajar? It makes no sense.

I’m always disappointed when the conductor doesn’t make the symphony orchestra do YMCA.

Family Ties is my favourite show about bondage and incest.

Ooh a hissy fit. It’s moments like these you need Manties.

I reckon it’d be cool to be colour blind, living life like the A-Ha Take On Me video.

I don’t have the shakes, my fingers are doing interpretive dance.

Too sweet. (@ Sugar Nightclub w/ @tashstoodley) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ms404b